no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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