Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.