Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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