A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
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Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
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She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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