i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Randomize
