i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
He's a Shit stain on my heart
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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