Buhtt sex?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Randomize
