I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
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are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
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I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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