I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
