We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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