I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
third nipple confirmed
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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