i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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