is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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