I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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