I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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