I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
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I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
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Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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