I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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