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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk

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• (512): View more from Texas

  WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!

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