i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
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slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
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My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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