So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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