its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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