Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
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last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
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I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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