there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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