We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
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I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
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So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I party with great urgency now.
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