Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
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At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
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After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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