EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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