hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
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you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
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Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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