So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
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I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
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yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
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