im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I lost the right to judge tonight
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