i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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