I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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