My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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