Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
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Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
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I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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