He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
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Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
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Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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