Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
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she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
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Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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