I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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