My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
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