yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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