i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
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If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
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when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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