are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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