What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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