I wish I could punch you in the face.
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
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Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
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I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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