That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
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you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
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Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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