Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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