Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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