I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
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I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
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Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
tell me about the eggs
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