I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
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How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
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Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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