We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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