The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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