I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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