This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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