Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
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he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
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Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste