Nicole vs. Life
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
25 Facts Men Don’t Know About Women Until They Live Together
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
These 19 People Imagine Others When Banging Their SO
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid