If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
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i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
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Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am