Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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